Playing Dead Dog Funny Birthday Card

Front

Features an image of a bulldog laying on its back with the message: “At your age, playing dead get a lot less funny.”

Inside

Blank inside for your own birthday message.

Envelope

Includes one birthday card and one yellow Hallmark branded envelope.

Dimensions

17cm (H) x 12cm (W)

Australia Post preferred size.

Joke with your loved ones about getting another year older by giving them this birthday card from our humorous Shoebox collection.

All orders ship from our Scoresby, Victoria warehouse. Delivery is 2–7 business days within Australia and 7–12 to New Zealand (times may vary). You’ll receive tracking details once your order is on its way.

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