With Age Comes Wisdom Funny Birthday Card

Front

Features an embossed details, a cute glossy illustration of a birthday cake with stars, and the message: “Happy Birthday! With Age Comes Wisdom. And deafness. And unwanted nasal hair. And incontinence. Just saying…”

Inside

Blank inside for your own message

Envelope

Includes one birthday card and one white Hallmark branded envelope

Dimensions

16.5cm (H) x 16.5cm (W)

Give them a laugh on their birthday and remind them of all the gifts that ageing brings with this funny birthday card from our Happy Jackson collection.

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