Click & Collect only:
Available for pickup at Hallmark Store (Blackburn Square, Victoria). Currently unavailable for online delivery as our warehouse is out of stock.
Give Dad a good laugh this Father's Day with this cheeky Hallmark card that reminds him who's really in charge — at least for one day!
Front design: Clipboard illustration with pencil and notepad paper featuring the message "DAD IT'S FATHER'S DAY AND THAT MEANS 2 THINGS: 1 YOU'RE THE BOSS! AND 2…"
Inside message: Pencil and torn notepad paper illustration with "…YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE THE MOST OF IT 'COS IT AIN'T GONNA LAST!"
Includes one card and one coordinating blue Hallmark branded envelope
Made from material sourced from well-managed forests — sustainably produced
Funny, warm, and perfectly on-brand for the dad who loves a bit of banter — a brilliant Father's Day card he'll get a kick out of.
Delivery & Returns
All orders ship from our Scoresby, Victoria warehouse. Delivery is 2–7 business days within Australia and 7–12 to New Zealand (times may vary). You’ll receive tracking details once your order is on its way.
We offer a 30-day change-of-mind policy if the box is unopened and the product undamaged. If your item arrives damaged, please notify us within 5 working days so we can arrange a replacement or refund.