Hallmark Mother's Day Card To Wife - Pump Up The Pun

Make her laugh on Mother's Day with this punny card from Hallmark.

The front of the card features embossed elements, red foil highlights, the message “TO MY WIFE”, and an illustration of a family of milk cartons with the father milk carton saying “DARLING, I’M WORRIED WE’VE SPOILT THE CHILDREN” and the mother milk carton replying “WELL YOU DID LEAVE THEM OUT OF THE FRIDGE ALL NIGHT!” The inside of the card features the message “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!” Includes one card and one coordinating kraft Hallmark branded envelope Care for your people. Care for your planet. This product is made of material from well-managed, FSC®-certified forests and other controlled sources and is 100% recyclable.

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