Hallmark Shoebox Birthday Card - Toilet Water

Give them a giggle on their birthday with this funny card from Hallmark's Shoebox collection.

The front of the card features an illustration of four dogs gathered around a toilet drinking the water out of wine glasses alongside the message “A FRUITY BOUQUET WITH JUST A HINT OF BUTT…” The inside of the card features an illustration of a dog holding a wine glass of toilet water alongside the message “CHEERS TO YOUR BIRTHDAY!” Includes one card and one coordinating Hallmark branded yellow envelope Care for your people. Care for your planet. This product is made of material from well-managed, FSC®-certified forests and other controlled sources and is 100% recyclable.

For more than 100 years Hallmark has been helping to create memorable moments and spread joy.

All orders ship from our Scoresby, Victoria warehouse. Delivery is 2–7 business days within Australia and 7–12 to New Zealand (times may vary). You’ll receive tracking details once your order is on its way.

We offer a 30-day change-of-mind policy if the box is unopened and the product undamaged. If your item arrives damaged, please notify us within 5 working days so we can arrange a replacement or refund.

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