Valentine's Day Card For Wife - Caveman Love

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SKU: 40025061

Channel your inner caveman this Valentine's Day with this hilarious card that your wife will get a giggle out of.
The front of the card features glitter highlights, an illustration of a cave man carving a rock, and the message “BIG VALENTINE for WIFE! Me bad at WORDS, but me sometimes get LUCKY and string few GOOD ones together…”
The inside of the card features an illustration of a cave man in prehistoric times alongside the message “Smell good. You soft. Hot like fire. You sweet. Pretty like flower. You think good. Me love wife BIG much!”
The back of the card features an illustration of two rocks alongside the message “Forgot one… Nice Boulders!”
Includes one coordinating red Hallmark branded envelope


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