With Age Comes Wisdom Funny Birthday Card

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  • Free change-of-mind returns.
  • We send exclusively with Australia Post.
SKU: A599HAP636301


Features an embossed details, a cute glossy illustration of a birthday cake with stars, and the message: “Happy Birthday! With Age Comes Wisdom. And deafness. And unwanted nasal hair. And incontinence. Just saying…”


Blank inside for your own message


Includes one birthday card and one white Hallmark branded envelope


16.5cm (H) x 16.5cm (W)

Give them a laugh on their birthday and remind them of all the gifts that ageing brings with this funny birthday card from our Happy Jackson collection.


We ship exclusively with Australia Post. You should expect to receive your order 4 to 12 days after your order date, depending on your distance from Melbourne.

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