Matured To Perfection Funny 70th Birthday Card

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SKU: A499SPB629894


Features illustrations of a wine and cheese loving wise owl, red foil detailing, and the message: “It’s Your Birthday. 70 Matured To Perfection! They say cheese improves when left to mature… And wine can get better with age, that’s for sure…”


Features a colourful green striped background with illustrations of the wise owl holding antiques and celebrating with balloons with the message: “Antiques have more value with the passing of time… So now that you’re seventy you’re right in your prime! Happy 70th Birthday”


Includes one birthday card and one yellow Hallmark branded envelope.


19.7cm (H) x 11cm (W)


Like a fine wine or cheese, let them know that they’re aged to perfection on their 70th birthday with this funny 70th birthday card.


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