Kenneth And His Pen Hilarious Birthday Card

Front

Features a colourful image of Kenneth posing in nature not wearing much at all with the message: “God knows where he keeps it, but Kenneth always has a pen.”

Inside

Features the message: … that pen was used to sign this card!

Envelope

Includes one birthday card and one yellow Hallmark branded envelope.

Dimensions

17cm (H) x 12cm (W)

Australia Post preferred size.

Where’s the pen? Keep the mystery alive on their birthday by giving them this glossy finished birthday card featuring Kenneth from our hilarious Shoebox collection.

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